Flyin' cross the desert in a TWA saw a woman walkin' cross the sand
She'd walked thirty miles on route to LA to get a brown eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man

Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass she had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match to get a brown eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man

Way back in hist'ry three thousand years ever since the world began
There's a whole lotta good women sheddin' their tears for a brown eyed handsome man
It was the trouble was a brown eyed handsome man

Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind between a doctor and a lawyer man
Mama told her darlin' go out and find yourself a brown eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man

Arrested on charges of unemployment sittin' on the witness stand
TJudge's wife called up the district attorney said free that brown eyed handsome man
If you want your job you better free that brown eyed man

Way back in hist'ry three thousand years...