Fozzie: Let's all sing the rhyming song,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
Let's take turns and rhyme together,
The rhyming song.

Scooter: I was hungry but now I'm not,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
'Cause I ate some beans and grapes! (pause)
The rhyming song!

Both: Let's all sing the rhyming song,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
Let's take turns and rhyme together,
The rhyming song.

Annie Sue: I left my knees in your car,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
My laundry's ready at half past nine!
The rhyming song.

All: Let's all sing the rhyming song,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
Let's take turns and rhyme together,
The rhyming song.

Link: The stars are twinkling in the sky,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
There's no hot water in my hotel!
The rhyming song.

Scooter: This is not the rhyming song,
All: The rhyming song, the rhyming song.
Fozzie: I know it's not the rhyming song!
All: The rhyming song.

Link: What'll we do now?
Annie Sue: I don't know!
All: The rhyming song, the rhyming song.
Fozzie: Let's jump up and down,
and wave our arms in the air,
and get off the stage!