Kick in the ass.
Kick in the ass.
Kick in the ass, it's coming.
Kick in the ass, it's coming.
(repeats)

That guy who's stealing my parking space
He gets a
kick in the ass.
A great big
kick in the ass.

That baggage handler playing with my suitcase
He'll get a
kick in the ass.
It's comin',
kick in the ass.

People telemarketing,
calling during supper.
They should come visit and
show me their face.

And get a
kick in the ass.
A great big
kick in the ass.

A Kick in the ass.
It's coming.
Kick in the ass.

Someone's complaining that they
got no hors d'oeuvres.

They'll get a
kick in the ass.
A great big
kick in the ass.

That guy!
That guy who wrote that book
about the bell curve.

My hardest
kick in the ass.
It's comin'
kick in the ass.

Jugs of milk left in the fridge,
with only drops remaining.
I find who did it,
they'll get what they deserve.
(get what they deserve)

A great big
kick in the ass.
That's right, a
kick in the ass.

I dole out justice with the
tip of my boot.

I'll kick ya!
kick in the ass.
It's comin'
kick in the ass.

It's got a logic
that you just can't refute.

You just can't refute good
Commander
kick in the ass.
The king of
kick in the ass.

A trail of aching derrire
next time they'll be more thoughtful.
They'll hunt me down and
stop my fun at the root.

I'll get a
Kick in the ass.
Full circle
Kick in the ass.
Enormous
Kick in the ass.
Gigantic
Kick in the ass.

Dooo...