The ballad of ?brain knight?
To the tune of ?lamb crops sing along? and ?the song that never
Ends?

The militant bunkers where
I imagine i?m in my lover?s bed
We swam naked ? we frolicked young and free
Glistening wet like a froggies leg on a paraplegic?s knee
I gazed into his eyes, what do i see
Jaundice, a disease menagerie
But though he?s got ? a figure of an aging sloth
His love ? pump can deliver a malicious wrath

David hasselhoff ? dressed mean, with boots to tease
Bend over, please now punish me
David hasselhoff ? tuck me in bed tonight
Appease me with your leathery face

Conscripted to fort dik
Showering with men from 3 to 6
We sung about ? leotards, fairies and naked gladiators
I dreamt i was peter pan in a frock telling captain hook to suck
My cock
It looks like i see your prong
I thought you were a ? naã¯ve bastard in a stupid talking car
But then i saw you in a ?baywatch? and thought you were the
Sexiest man by far

Done run away, i beg of thee
Ill show you athens ? style sodomy
We played ? grecko marines with our sted ? fast dicks
We clubbed our pricks like homeless kids and lathered our self
With garlic bread
My heart and bowel belongs to you
No one roots like you ? they cum too soon
Oh how ? soldiers love being gay
Unlike prison we don?t need soap to play

David hasselhoff ? my syphilis caused you internal rot
Your old and crusty, you cant even please
Fly back to germany, how ?bout writing a pop song or two
Hey davey boy, here?s a message for you ?

Fuck ? off ? you ? cunt!!