My Dad just got off from an eleven-hour shift When he gets home, I lose all TV privileges Mom's stressed out, tryna make sure everyone gets fed Big Bro's numbing out on the PlayStation again I'm in my room Makin' action figures kiss In my room Learning the guitar and playing with my dick I'm in my room Wonderin' if I could ever get so rich That I'd never feel alone when I'm at home In my room TGI Monday, I can see my friends again I quote The Matrix so I seem interesting My mom called your mom so you could ride home on my bus She'll melt some cheese on chips, but then I got plans for us In my room Check out this poster, the entire Simpsons cast In my room I got this Weird Al Tape, man, if you just wanna laugh In my room Maybe you could sleep over, hey, I just gotta ask And then we could spend the night talkin' 'bout life In my room I am sacred, I am safe, I am free In my room I get to dream up who I really wanna be In my room There's a kid who tried on all his brother's clothes Who hates the way he looks and is bad at sayin' no Who's tryin' so damn hard to never let it show And sometimes he's alone when he's at home