hot sun and tan / yeah, dontcha just scream boy, what sand / sand sand sand / say cheese paddle boats / surf ladies in shorts / up and down the coast we coast yeah, we cry / research at beach resorts line up crowds at the pavilion / Max is playing "Vacations" we're in newport for research / to get abreast of thing / to get get a breast of things / take your tourist toys to the concert we've just researched wasaga beach / bonfire pits at midnight hangover rhymes at sunrise six what is it that we stare at? / is it the passports and campsite stars? or the monogrammed bikinis and cars? or maybe we just need some perspiration 'cause we're frostbitten Canadian boys put on your sunglasses / get in on the parade we're gonna cruise the beach / we just might get crazed / c'mon research go line up crowds on weekends / Max is playing "Vacations"