"Sir, I told the man at the railroad station" "I want a ticket just for one" He said "Well, if you insist But where you wanna go, miss?" Destination: anywhere; east or west, I don't care You see, my baby don't want me no more And this ol' world ain't got no back door He looked at me with a funny face and said "Are you sure you wanna go just anyplace?" I said, "If you ever loved someone the way I loved that man Surely, Mr. Ticket Agent, you could understand" Destination: anywhere; east or west, I don't care You see, my baby don't want me no more And this ol' world ain't got no back door 'Cause if it did, it would swing both ways And I'd go back to happy yesterdays When I loved him tenderly and all he did was leave As I stared through the window of the train I thought I heard my baby call my name But it was just the conductor saying "What stop would you prefer?" Destination: anywhere; east or west, I don't care You see, my baby don't want me no more And this ol' world ain't got no back door Destination: anywhere; east or west, I don't care Destination: anywhere; east or west, I don't care Destination: anywhere; east or west, I don't care