Intro: Dm Dm Dm Dm Dm Bb A A Got your hand up all in my shirt Dm Bb A And you know that it hurts Em A Ball & chain Em A A My ball & chain Dm Bb A Crossing the street you look so fine Dm Bb A Making up everything that's in my mind Em A Ball & chain Em A A Ball & chain D A D A You are the same with your balls & your chains Dm Bb A Bend me over the back of the carseat Dm Bb A Take me down to Easy Street Em A Ball & chain Em A A Ball & chain D A D A You are the same with your balls & your chains C G Oh yeah G Oh yeah H Em Why does this always happen? H Em E Why does this always happen? Em A Why? Em A Why? Em A A Yeah Dm Bb A Yeah, her tits were higher than mine Dm Bb A With a waist that is sugar-fine Em A I heard she could read & write too Em A A And she's getting a degree in Fucking U D A Sexual Psychology D A It's easier than philosophy D A It's easier than chemistry C G G Where's my chemisty? H Em Why does this always happen? H Em E Oh why does this always happen? Em A Why? Em A Why? Em A A Why?