D               A6/C#       Bm             G
I know I broke up with you on your birthday
       D               A6/C#       Bm               G
Should never have been with you in the first place
           D                A6/C#
‘Cause you had me so messed up
     Bm            G
Misbehaving in the club
     D               A6/C#       Bm             G
So I had to break up with you on your birthday


[Pre-Chorus]
                    D    A6/C#
Was gonna buy you a cake
    Bm                  G                    D    A6/C#
Red velvet, that’s your favourite, for God’s sake
Bm                G                D    A6/C#
How was I such an idiot? You know, babe
     Bm                 G
Good luck with all your party plans
     D           A6/C#            Bm G
I’ll go find me another man, it’s ok


[Chorus]
D             A6/C#    Bm  G
Happy fucking birthday
  D              A6/C#        Bm        G
I hope it is the worst day of the year
      D            A6/C#            Bm             G
Every time you celebrate, you’ll be thinking of my face
       D             A6/C#     Bm       G
Saying happy fucking birthday, my dear

[Verse]
  D              A6/C#          Bm         G
Remember when we took that trip to Paris?
        D            A6/C#       Bm         G
You had just turned 22, I’m so embarrassed
        D                  A6/C#      Bm               G
Left me standing there for hours underneath the Eiffel Tower
         D               A6/C#         Bm    G
You were chatting to the girl from the café


[Pre-Chorus]
                      D    A6/C#
Who’s gonna buy you a cake?
     Bm                   G                    D    A6/C#
When they don’t know your favourite, for God’s sake
    Bm            G              D    A6/C#
You really are an idiot, oh well babe
     Bm                  G
Good luck with all those party plans
     D          A6/C#           Bm     G
I’ll be with my other man doing great


[Chorus]
D             A6/C#    Bm  G
Happy fucking birthday
  D              A6/C#        Bm        G
I hope it is the worst day of the year
      D            A6/C#            Bm             G
Every time you celebrate, you’ll be thinking of my face
       D             A6/C#     Bm       G
Saying happy fucking birthday, my dear


[Chorus]
D             A6/C#    Bm  G
Happy fucking birthday
  D              A6/C#        Bm        G
I hope it is the worst day of the year
      D            A6/C#            Bm             G
Every time you celebrate, you’ll be thinking of my face
       D             A6/C#     Bm       G
Saying happy fucking birthday, my dear


[Outro]
D             A6/C#    Bm  G
Happy fucking birthday
D             A6/C#    Bm  G
Happy fucking birthday
D             A6/C#    Bm  G
Happy fucking birthday
N.C.
Happy fucking birthday, my dear