She should call me,
I should phone her,
but I'm too shaky,
and she's a stoner.

I'm so friendly,
she's a loner,
I'm on eccy,
she's a stoner.

I haven't got it.
I haven't got it.
I never lost it,
I never had it.
(I'm takin' you to hell)

She likes TV,
her name's Mona,
I get frisky,
but she's a stoner.

She gets hungry,
calls me over,
"bring me sweet things,"
she's a stoner.

Spanish family,
barcelona,
she's my gypsy,
she's a stoner.

He looks shifty,
drinks corona,
sells her fifty,
she's a stoner.

She's your mystery organ doner,
you get her kidney, you're a stoner.

Sing it with me,
sing it slower,
are you ready?
Shes...
a...
stoner...