She felt someone else upon your lips You've blown another relationship You say that God had a hand in this I say you should've stayed away from that other girl Now, I look at you And you look at me Ah, life's a fix for the eternal fatalist You've gone and lost your job again Can I borrow ten till Tuesday friend? You say your lack of dividend Has always been spelled out in the stars It's a financial risk for the eternal fatalist You say it's all lined up like shot glasses on the bar of life You'll sip your way through it You never once got stiffed So pick yourself up, pay your tab, and get on with your life Get on with it Have you ever heard of dialectics? One sure way to get some perspective Of course every action isn't elective And I wonder what my horoscope has to say, today You say your moon's in the seventh house But your butt's been three days on my couch You've eaten me out of home and house You nearly drank up all of my beer Yeah, I'm outta here