Well I don't think it'll work
Were the last words she ever heard
Before she fell into the arms of foxy Phil
And it would've been all right
If she hadn't stayed the night
Or she'd thought about the morning after pill

Well she's trying to do the right thing
And she's trying hard to think
But she isn't getting further than the lonely kitchen sink
He switches on the telly
And he's watching ITV
While she washes up the dishes
That she used to make his tea

But it won't be long
Until she raises a smile
Just for Jeremy Kyle
And the whole world stares at you

Can't you see she's coming through
No she don't belong to you
You made her make up
But she's saved by a chatshow

He kissed her sister so she says
He's had far too many lays
But she's making out
She's saved by a chatshow

Well Phil is down at snooker and he's polishing his cue
While she's singing lullabies and is gonna see this through
Well Phil has potted everything
He's had a right good night
But he's downed a few too many
So its home to start a fight

But it won't be long
Until she raises a smile
Just for Jeremy Kyle
And the whole world stares at you

Can't you see she's coming through
No she don't belong to you to you
You made her make up
And she's saved by a chatshow

He kissed her sister so she says
He's had far too many lays
But she's making out
She's saved by a chatshow

Saved by a chatshow

Can't you see she's coming through
No she don't belong to you to you
You made her make up
But she's saved by a chatshow

He kissed her sister so she says
He's had far too many lays
But she's making out
She's saved by a chatshow