COURT REPORT... Intro ----------------------------------| ----------------------------------| ---2---------------2---------2----| ----------------------2-3-4-------| -0----0-0-3-4--0------------- x 4-| ----------------------------------| -5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5------| -5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-7-5------| -6-6-6-6-6-6----------------| -7-7-7-7-7-7----------------| -7-7-7-7-7-7----------------| -5-5-5-5-5-5----------- x 3-| ------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-| ------------------------------------------5-5-5-7-5---5-5-7-7-| -4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-0--------6-6---------6-6-------| ------------------------------------7-7---7-7---------7-7-----| ------------------------------------------7-7---------7-7-----| ------------------------------------------5-5---------5-5-----| Verse A___ E __B G___ C __D -5---7--7--3---8---10-| -5---9--7--3---8---10-| -6---9--8--4---9---11-| -7---9--9--5---10--12-| -7---7--9--5---10--12-| -5---7--7--3---8---10-| A_____________________________________________ E Well he's a cross dresser honey, he fights for his team. A _________________________________________ He dishes out a kickin' with a thong under his jeans. _______B_________________________________ A__G__A He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right. A___________________________________________ E His train pulls into the station, all the way from Leeds. A______________________________________ He's gonna do somebody till his knuckles bleed. _______B He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right. Chorus A_______________________________ C He gets home switches on the news, kicks back in his high heel shoes. D ______________________________E (once) Switches channels to Eastenders, cleans his house in his red suspenders A __________C___ D____ A ____________C ____D This is the court report, front page of the Daily Sport. A ________________C____ D_________ B ______________E (open) Skinhead cross dresser caught, for smashing up someones car. B Smashing up someones car. -12------------| ----12---------| --------13-----| -----------14--| ---------------| ---------------| (repeat second part of intro) then with the next verse, its... Well he's a crossdresser honey --------------------------------------------------------------------------| ------------------------------------------------------------9------9-9----| -------5h6-------------------------5h6------------------8----8---------8--| -7-7--------7-7-7-5-5-6-6---7-7--------7-7-7-7-7-7--9---------9-----------| --------------------------------------------------------------------------| --------------------------------------------------------------------------| ---------------5-----------| ------------------7p5------| ------5h6--------------5h6-| -7-7------7-7--------------| ---------------------------| ---------------------------| He's sitting at the bar... ------------------------------------------------------------------------| ----------------------------------------------------------9p7-----------| -------------------5h6-5h6----------------------------8-------9-7-------| -7-7--5h6--7-7-7-----------7-7-5h6-7-7-7-7-7-7----9--------------11-----| ------------------------------------------------------------------------| ------------------------------------------------------------------------| -------------------------------------| -------------------------------------| -------------------------------------| ---------7-7-------7-7-------7----7--| -7h9p7-----------------7h9-----9-----| --------------8h9--------------------| then the chorus again, then the end bit This is the court report... -12-12---------------------------------------------------| --------12-12--------------------------------------------| ---------------13-13-------------------------------------| ----------------------14---------------------------------| ------------------------------0--0h2h3-2-0-----0h1h2--0--| ---------------------------------------------3-----------| ----------------------------------------------------| ----------------------------------------------------| -14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14--12-12-12-11-11-11-9-9-----| ----------------------------------------------------| ----------------------------------------------------| ----------------------------------------------------| Pel