Jacob met Michelle
And they sort of fell in love
Started out so beautiful
It fit just like a glove
Someone always ends up
Saying something wrong
They screw each other over
And then they break up and move on

That's why
I don't ever wanna fall in love
It's just a bad disease
That brings you to your kness
And I don't ever wanna fall in love
An open wound that bleeds
The pain goes on and on
Forever

Cindy got Michelle
And they used to get it on
Now she's always bitchin'
'Cause she never comes home
Stays out late
Forgot to pay the rent
Judging from the bump on the back of her head

That's why
I don't ever wanna fall in love
It's just a bad disease
That brings you to your knees
And I don't ever wanna fall in love
An open wound that bleeds
The pain goes on and on
Forever
It chews you up
It spits you out
It sets you up
It knocks you down
Forever
It chews you up
It spits you out
It sets you up
It knocks you down

Mom met dad
But now it's all fucked
One can't stand the other
And the other's had enough
Pierced his nose
That's the final straw
Packed him up
And kicked him out
And even kept the dog

I don't ever wanna fall in love
It's just a bad disease
That brings you to your knees
I don't ever wanna fall in love
An open wound that bleeds
The pain goes on and on
Forever
Forever
It chews you up
It spits you out
It sets you up
It knocks you down
Love is just a bad disease
Love is just a bad disease
Love is just a bad disease
Just a bad disease