G#      A#m            Fm           Gm    G#   Gm   Fm
O Superman. O Judge. O Mom and Dad. Mom and Dad
        G#      A#m            Fm
O Superman. O Judge. O Mom and Dad.
          G#                A#m
Mom and Dad, Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

G#6                      A#m
Hi. I'm not home right now
            Fm
But if you want to leave a message
               G#6
Just start talking at the sound of the tone
    G#
Ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah
   Fm                Cm                G#
Hello? This is your Mother. Are you there?
                 Gm
Are you coming home?
          G#
Ah, ah, ah

   Fm               Cm
Hello? Is anybody home?
                 G#                 Cm
Well, you don't know me, but I know you
                 G#                Fm
And I've got a message to give to you
                G#
Here come the planes
         Cm          G#           Fm
So you better get ready. Ready to go
         Cm         G#                  Gm             Fm
You can come as you are, but pay as you go. Pay as you go

[Verse]
      A#m

      G#
Ah ah ah ah ah
            Fm                  Cm
And I said: OK. Who is this really? And the voice said:
 A#m         G#       Fm         Cm
This is the hand, the hand that takes
 A#m         G#       Fm         Cm
This is the hand, the hand that takes
 A#m         G#       Fm         Cm
This is the hand, the hand that takes
                G#
Here come the planes
          Cm       G#              Fm
They're American planes. Made in America
    Cm       Gm
Smoking or non-smoking?
    G#
Ah, ah
         A#m
Ah ah ah ah
               Fm                     G#               Cm
And the voice said: Neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night
       Fm           G#              G#        Cm
Shall stay these couriers from the swift completion
   A#m               G#
Of their appointed rounds

   A#m
   G#
   A#m
   G#

[Bridge]
            A#m      G#            Fm     Cm
'Cause when love is gone, there's always justice
            A#m      G#            Fm     Cm
And when justice is gone, there's always force
            A#m     G#            Fm   Cm
And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi Mom!

Ah, ah
         G#
Ah ah ah ah

     A#m    G#        Fm       Cm
So hold me, Mom, in your long arms
     A#m    G#        Fm       Cm
So hold me, Mom, in your long arms
          A#m      G#         Fm        Cm
In your automatic arms. Your electronic arms
         G#
In your arms
     A#m    G#        Fm       Cm
So hold me, Mom, in your long arms
        A#m        G#           Fm      Cm
Your petrochemical arms. Your military arms
                  G#
In your electronic arms