It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love You make me wanna be like one of those girls From the 1950s wearing those big pearls I cook you breakfast, coffee on your desk, yes Someone burn your toast baby, I'm still the bestest It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love You make me wanna be like one of those girls On the color TV, it was a new world The Dick van Dyke show, we're Cher and Bono The way I sing I Got You Babe, makes you say: Oh no Cause you are the class president without Jackie O And I'm singing happy birthday like Marilyn Monroe (One) This is not a school girl crush (no) (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) It's the real thing and you told me you loved me Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby (One) This is not a school girl thing (no) (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh) Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love You make me wanna be like one of those girls Calendar pin-up queen, in platinum curls I'll do my summer pose, golden sand between my toes You can pack my favorite snack, a wife and Ho-Ho's You're everybody's hero and you're hitting it hard While I'm singing for the soldiers like Marilyn Monroe (One) This is not a school girl crush (no) (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) It's the real thing and you told me you loved me Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby (One) This is not a school girl thing (no) (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh) Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby And if I call you on the telephone, I might overdose Cause I'm strong but I'm lonely like Marilyn Monroe This is not a school girl crush This is not puppy love It's the real thing and you told me you loved me Whatever happened to old you, trust me baby (One) This is not a school girl crush (no) (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) It's the real thing and you told me you loved me Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby (One) This is not a school girl thing (no) (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh) Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby Is not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love Is not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love