I woke up this morning Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror Then I laughed and I said: Oh silly me, that’s just me Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth But they were my teeth, and I was weightless Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean But it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Then Saturday came around and I said Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink? All he ever wanted was to be someone in life that was just like All I want is to just have fun Live my life like a son of a gun I could be one thousand miles away but still mean what I say Then I woke up one morning Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror Then I laughed and I said: Oh silly me, that’s just me Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger’s hair Never was my style But I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Because it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Then Saturday came around and I said Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink? But he was sporting all my clothes I gotta say I'm pretty pimpin' All he ever wanted was to be a man But he was always a little too cute to be admitted under marbles lost He was always a thousand miles away While still standing in front of your face Then he woke up this morning Didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror Then laughed and said: Oh silly me, that’s just me Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth But they were my teeth, and I was weightless Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom And I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Cause it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Then Saturday came around and I said Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink? But he was sporting all my clothes I gotta say pretty pimpin I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror