Intro:

E|-------------------------------|
B|-3----1----------1----0--------|
G|---2-----2----------2---0--2---| x4
D|-------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------|


Verse 1:

Dsus4                     D
I'll be the girl with the long blond hair
       Dsus2             D
And the really pale skin if you care
 Dsus4              D
I sit in the corner of the room
Dsus2                  D
Cross legged and quiet filled with
Dsus4     D    Dsus2   D
doom.

Dsus4                  D
I never ever liked the smell in here
    Dsus2             D
It's cold and wet and reeks of beer
   Dsus4                 D
The lights are turned out permanently
   Dsus2             D               Dsus4
But that's ok 'cause I don't want to see.


Chorus:
Am      C
  Wayne
G         D
 Wait for me
Am                  C
 Take me up in your hot-air balloon
    G              D
And feed me cotton candy
Am      C
   Wayne
G         D
 Pray for me
       Am                 C
'Cause I'll be there in a couple of years
  G         D    Dsus4  D
Until then, wait for      me


Verse 3:(same as before)

Who's the strange lady
With the big silly hair
And berries on her face
Dressed like a pear
Do I really have to hold her hand
And pretend she's my mommy,
You're the wife and man
When I know you're not my mommy

It's crowded and I feel
Lost in here
I'm trying to find a familiar fear
I look everywhere
But I just can't see
There's not anything that remind me
Of me   oh


Chorus:(same as before)


Bridge: not really any chords to strum here, but you can play
the following chord or pic it up and down and you have a somewhat
similar sounding pattern (not quite, but my best attempt at this point)-
E|-10-|
B|--8-|
G|--7-|