Zombies like, Zombies like
To go drinking, yeah they get wasted
You may not know it, but Zombies are really fun drunks,
good party buddies.

Zombies like, Zombies like
to go dancing, yeah, shake their baby making things
You may not know it, but Zombies are really good at boogying
Yeah, they're boogie men

Zombies like, Zombies like
to ride on their motorcycles, yeah they're really tough
You may not know it, but Zombies have really hot girlfriends
with really big intellects

Zombies like, Zombies like
Soren Kierkegaard, that existential motherfucker
You may not know it, but there's a lot of angst to being an immortal
But you've probably seen the Buffy show, so you know all about it

Zombies like, Zombies like
to go drinking, to go dancing, they get wasted while their boogying
You may not know it but my best friend is a Zombie
She rides a motorcycle, because she's immortal

Zombie, Zombie, Zombie