Grammy's, Oscars Emmys, Tonie's Pretty perfect plastic phonies Princesses and goofy dresses After party's V.I.P. list! There he is (oh my gosh!) (There he is) Should I know him? (I know him) (His name) Smile with those faces [CHORUS] Kiss kiss Hug hug Don't say it think it Bit your tongue Kiss kiss Hug hug Makes me wanna just Throw up! Pointless conversations Forget what your name is... Frozen grins Purple martini's Geisha girls And micro minis Geeks with cameras Stars with mommas Gotta love that freak show drama (Oh my god is that Shequle O'Neil?!) Gettin' drunk (gettin' drunk) Hookin up (hookin up) Loser schmoozer (loser schmoozer) [CHORUS REPEAT] Kiss kiss Hug hug Don't say it think it Bit your tongue Kiss kiss Hug hug Makes me wanna just Throw up! Pointless conversations Forget what your name is I would like to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press Association And my dog Delicious An my hamster gotta know the clova And yoga teachers My personal trainer Sven And of course all my fans! [CHORUS REPEAT] Kiss kiss Hug hug Don't say it think it Bit your tongue Kiss kiss Hug hug Makes me wanna just Throw up! Kiss kiss Hug hug Guess it slipped under the rug Kiss kiss Hug hug Yeah I'm here It's kind of fun? Pointless conversations Forget what your name is... Sarah? Or maybe Rachel? I mean uh... Michelle? Maybe your name is Dorian?