I miss Elvis in the movies With his dyed black hair Wish that I Could find an ice cold Double Cola somewhere If I had a time machine I'd go back When panthers Roamed in Arkansas And buffalo made Their home in Tennessee Every afternoon I'd watch Dark Shadows on TV Scared to death That Barnabus Would take a bite of me If I were a vampire I'd fly back When panthers Roamed in Arkansas And buffalo made Their home in Tennessee Frogs are disappearing Through the ozone hole I can't find One song I like On the radio They didn't have These problems Way back when panthers Roamed in Arkansas And buffalo made Their home in Tennessee If I knew a Jeannie We could live when panthers Roamed in Arkansas And buffalo made Their home in Tennessee