Am Dm Am

[Verse 1]
Am
A true friend is hard to find
           G       Am
Go get yourself outside of your mind
Am
Whether it's right or whether it's wrong
G                        A   Am
I'm on the treadmill all day long
Am
A true friend is hard to find
Am
Chicken on the high street making you bind
A
Shimmying up the totem pole
      G           A
I got sick of the arctic roll

[Pre-Chorus 1]
  E
I walked for sixteen blocks
A
Tiptoed over those burning rocks
E
You were a household name
A                            Am
Wonder what they say if they knew your game

[Interlude]
Am               Dm
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o
Am               Dm
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o
Am         A     Dm
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o
Am               Dm      Am F G# C# D
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o

[Instrumental]
Am Dm G Am

[Verse 2]
Am
A true friend is hard to keep
G                     Am
I'm so quick I'm fast asleep
Am
What went down in the function room
G                    Am
All you talk is doom and gloom

[Pre-Chorus 2]
A E
I walked for sixteen blocks
Am
The plastic beakers gave electric shocks
A  E
Oh no, dude got grey
Am
Should have stayed at home with your bird of prey

[Interlude]
Am               Dm
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o
Am               Dm
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o
G          Am    Dm
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o
G                Am      Dm     D
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o,o ,o ,o
Am               Dm
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o
Am               Dm
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o
G          Am    Dm
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o
G                Am      Dm    D
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o,o ,o ,o
Am               Dm
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o
Am               Dm
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o
G          Am    Dm
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o
G                Am      Dm    D
Wo, ho, o, ho, wao,o,o,o,o ,o ,o