[Em7]                    [F#7]          [Bm7]
  Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)

[Em7]         [F#7]    [Bm7]
  And now I'm ready to lay it on the line

       [Em7]          [F#7]                 [Bm7]
(Wooow)      You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide

[Em7]        [F#7]                [Bm7]
  Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind

[Em7]       [F#7]            [Bm7]
     A gift real special, so take off the top

      [Em7]         [F#7]                  [Bm7]
Take a look inside ----- it's my dick in a box

[Em7]              [F#7]
Not gonna get you a diamond ring

[Bm7]
That sort of gift don't mean anything

[Em7]              [F#7]
Not gonna get you a fancy car

[Bm7]
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star

[Em7]              [F#7]
Not gonna get you a house in the hills

  [Bm7]
A girl like you needs somethin' real

    [Em7]               [F#7]
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart

          [Bm7]
Somethin' special girl

                  [Em7]    [F#7]                 [Bm7]
It's my dick in a box,              my dick in a box babe

                  [Em7]    [F#7]                 [Bm7]
It's my dick in a box,              my dick in a box girl