As the dawn broke on a September day
From a hundred miles away
A million weebs assemble
And airmen start to pray

And the storming lasted all day long
Yet the base was standing strong
Heavily defended
Now the trap has been sprung and the break in's begun!

Now send in the furries
Beneath the
Nevada desert Sun!
Area 51!
And they can't stop everyone!
Naruto-run!
Kyles and karens
See one-by-one
Them aliens!
Thy memes be done! (Thy memes be done)
And the break-in has begun!
Naruto-run!
Kyles and karens
Free one-by-one
Them aliens!

Though a million incels have scarred the land
No one has the upper hand
From the ground above the trenches
Where the airmen make their stand

As the trenches slowly fill with neets
And the base is overrun
Neko girls in every corner
As their minds fill with smut and they're desperate to nut!

Deploy all the gamers
Beneath the
Nevada desert Sun!
Area 51!
And they can't stop everyone!
Naruto-run!
Kyles and karens
See one-by-one
Them aliens!
Thy memes be done! (Thy memes be done)
And the break-in has begun!
Naruto-run!
Kyles and karens
Free one-by-one
Them aliens!

Thicc alien waifus
Don't you want some of dat ass?
These are uncle sam's
Their airmen said
You shall not pass!

The spirit of harambe guides
The courage of the horde
Go ahead
Face the fed
Arrested
If you die
Kawaii
Do it for oppai!

Now send in the normies
Beneath the
Nevada desert Sun!
Area 51!
And they can't stop everyone!
Naruto-run
Kyles and karens
See one-by-one
Them aliens!
Thy memes be done! (Thy memes be done)
And the break-in has begun!
Naruto-run
Kyles and karens
Free one-by-one
Them aliens!