D7   G7


[Verse]
       G7
If you can't buy groceries this week
                    G7
'Cause you put your check down on a big screen
          D7
You ain't right
               D7
You're in your thirties without a job
           D7
And you're still living with your mom
          G7
You ain't right
    G7
You go to your great uncle's wake
        G7
And you leave there with a hot date
           C7
You find a deer on the side of the road
           C7
Check his pulse and you take him home
           D7
If you're gonna leave early from the barn
            D7
'Cause your kids are out there waiting in the car
            G7
You ain't right


[Chorus]
          C7
You ain't right to say the least you're different
  C7
A couple quarts shy and a few screws missing
G7
 Bless your heart, look around
      G7
We're all an ounce or two short of a pound
     D7                               D7
Lord knows you're not alone and we're all a little wrong
               G7       D7     G7
But you ain't right


[Verse]
             G7
Now if your truck cost more than your house
          G7
Your girlfriend don't know about your spouse
          D7
You ain't right
             D7
Or if you're past old enough to drive
             D7
You're still struggling through junior high
           G7
You ain't right
         G7
If your wife's mowing the lawn
             G7
While you're fishing all weekend long
        C7
Or you show up late for church
              C7
Smelling like beer in a wife beater shirt
           D7
Or you're standing in a checkout line
           D7
Something reeks and you just smile
              G7
No, you ain't right


[Chorus]
          C7
You ain't right to say the least you're different
  C7
A couple quarts shy and a few screws missing
G7
 Bless your heart, look around
      G7
We're all an ounce or two short of a pound
     D7                               D7
Lord knows you're not alone and we're all a little wrong
               G7
But you ain't right


[Instrumental]
C7  C7
G7  G7
D7  D7


[Final Chorus]
G7              C7
     You ain't right to say the least you're different
  C7
A couple quarts shy and a few screws missing
G7
 Bless your heart, look around
      G7
We're all an ounce or two short of a pound
     D7                                D7
Lord knows you're not alone and we're all a little wrong
               G7
But you ain't right
           G7
Son, your lights, they may be on
     G7
But you're not always home
      D7
Yeah, we're all a little wrong
               G7
But you ain't right