Let us head on down
To Tikiville

Roll your windows down
in Tikiville

And I think
everybody here is
just a little tipsy
but it's quite alright

"Are you sure?
I think that's a gallon."
Like a frat boy party
Yes it's quite alright

Wear your funny hats
To Tikiville

Raise your martini glass
In Tikiville

What you say
That you lost your job ay?
Well we really don't care
But let's toast to that

What you say
That she broke your heart ay?
I can't say that I care
Yes let's toast to that.

All day long they only eat cocktail onions and the olives that sit in their glass
Malnourished but totally intoxicated that's where I want to be yes Tikiville here I come Tikiville here I come

What you say
That you lost your job ay?
Well we really don't care
But let's toast to that

All day long they dance and they sing irish tunes as they down each mug after mug
All their woes and troubles are no longer there however now their liver functions aren't so good not so good not so good

My goodness
All the girls and boys here
Down in Tikiville
Are so beautiful

Can I be
Like a Tikivillian
"Well that's very easy
Let me sip my wine"

So now I've
become Tikivillian
I drink my champagne
Down In Tikiville