Gm C Eb Bb D7 Gm D7
Gm C Eb Bb D7 D

[Verse 1]

         Gm                D7       Gm             D7
Well I heard that phone ringing, ringing off the wall
Gm         A7       F         Gm    D7
I ain't going to answer it at all
Gm                     D7    Gm             D7
I've got me a pretty woman tucked up in my bed
Gm             Eb      Bb      D
I ain't going to talk today, messes with my head

[Chorus]

    Gm            D7
So don't call me Joe
           Gm            D7
Pretend I ain't here no more
Gm                  D7          Gm
Don't you know this ain't no disguise
Gm                 D7
Just figure I'm in bed
    Gm             D7
So don't call me Fred
Gm           Eb     Bb         D
I just can't hang out with you guys
    Gm            D7
So don't call me Dan
         Gm           D7
I know you've got a plan
      Gm               D7
But I got me a pretty woman
             Gm
I'm not your man

[Bridge]

Gm D7 Gm C Eb Bb D7

Gm D7 Gm C Eb Bb D7 D

[Chorus]

Gm             D7
Don't call me Joe
           Gm            D7
Pretend I ain't here no more
Gm                   D7          Gm
Don't you know this ain't no disguise
                    D7
Just figure I'm in bed
    Gm            D7
So don't call me Fred
Gm             Eb    Bb         D
I just can't hang out with you guys, no more
Gm             D7
Don't call me Joe
Gm               D7
I ain't here no more
Gm             D7
Don't call me Fred
Gm              D7
Think I'm way ahead