G [Verse 1] G D Well the cows went dry, the hens don't lay, there's no place I can borrow, G C D G I gave the landlord all the news and the rent comes due tomorrow, G D Lots of money in the bank, they say that's where to keep it, G C D G Not only won't they loan me some they wouldn't let me see it. [Chorus] G So pick away on the old ban-jo, G D Keep that guitar strumming, G C Put more water in the soup, D G There's better times a-coming. [Verse 2] G D Well Mary Lou could pull a plow if only I would let her, G C D G Twice as strong as any ox and she don't smell much better, G D Didn't kiss that Mary Lou but once and then I had to leave her, G C D G Make's my collar get so tight, I start to burn with fever. [Chorus] G So pick away on the old ban-jo, G D Keep that guitar strumming, G C Put more water in the soup, D G There's better times a-coming. [Verse 3] G D My rooster used to chase a hen, he just kept getting thinner, G C D G He nearly ran himself to death so I brought him in for dinner, G D Cotton crops are mighty poor the weeds are really growin', G C D G I need a woman pretty bad to help me with the hoein'. [Chorus] G So pick away on the old ban-jo, G D Keep that guitar strumming, G C Put more water in the soup, D G There's better times a-coming. [Verse 4] G D A man came by the other day a-huntin' manual labor, G C D G Said I hadn't seen the guy why don't he ask my neighbour, G D So come on boys get your gals and kick your heels up higher, G C D G Don't let no one steal your gal just hold her a little tighter. [Chorus] G So pick away on the old ban-jo, G D Keep that guitar strumming, G C Put more water in the soup, D G There's better times a-coming.