A     A     B     B      


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E                        
Pretty little one
           C#m               E
How has it all begun? They're teaching you how to walk
                 C#m                   A              E                 A                B
But you're already on the run   Little one-- What you gonna do?  Little one--Honey, it's all up to you


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         E                                  C#m          E                             C#m
Now your daddy's in the den shootin'up the evening news Mama's with a friend,lately she's    been  
                       A                E            A                                 B
so confused  Little one-- Come on and take my hand I may not have the answer but I believe I got a plan


[Chorus]
          A                               E                         B
Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line And see if we can't get in
                  E
     touch with a very close friend of mine
           A          
But let me clue you in, it ain't like him
  E
To argue or pretend--
B                                A             E
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend


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             E                                        C#m
Well they've got a little list of all those things of which they don't approve
            E                            C#m
They've got to keep their eyes on you or you might make your move
        A
Little one--
         E
I really wish you would
        A
Little one--
            B
I think the damage would do you good.


[Chorus]
          A                               E
Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line
                B
We're going to forget all about the battle
           E
It's gonna feel so fine
                A                               E
'cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink--Eleven on a scale of ten
B                                A
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend


[Chorus]
          A                               E                  
Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line
             B
I'm going to try to swing you up into my saddle
               E                     
And then we'll run but you'll think we're flyin'
          A
Now honey don't just stand there
E
Lookin' like this dream will never end
B                                A
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend