Cotton-eyed Joe

I'd been married long time ago 
had not been for cotton-eyed Joe 
Where did you come from..where did he go 
Where did you come from cotton-eyed Joe?
Got a ball-peen hammer and a two by four 
Gonna whip the hell out of Cotton-eyed Joe  
Where did you come from...where did he go 
Where did you come from...Cotton-eyed Joe 
Now what you say...(Bull -shit!) 
Y'all say what...(Bull-shit!) 
Still can't hear you..(Bull-shit!) 
...Cotton-eyed Joe 
Made himself a fiddle,...Made himself a bow 
Made a little tune...called the Cotton-Eyed Joe 
Where did you come from...Where did you go 
Where did you come from...Cotton-eyed Joe 
Your woman goes out with her best friend 
for a shoppin' spree ,she's back at 10 
asked If she used my credit card 
she said, "I don't remember cause I'm awful tired". 
Now boys,.. Whatcha say....B-S ) 
Your man leaves out with his best friend 
to the local bar ..for a taste of gin 
back at four with his new best friend 
He said,"I like you to meet Sarah Lynn"
Now ladies,..Whatcha say....B-S )