Start with a beer, 2, 3 or 4,
Then were downing the absinthe, yet still we want more,
Skin up a doob and pass that shit round,
Phone up tha taxi, get me in to town,
Rack up the cocaine, smoke some more mary,
Down some more vodka, far too much vodka,
Taxi turns up and were already fucked,
Open the window coz I need to sober up, I need to sober up.

Will we ever stop, fuckin' our bodies up?

Get kicked out of a club, for gettin' caught rackin' up,
Those fuckin' bouncers nicked our stash,
Arguin' the toss 'cos we want it back