Meet the gang…
Too bad for you it’s judgment day…
You probably shouldn’t walk away…
’cos then the kids come out to play.

Meet the gang…
That person with the funny name…
Oh things won’t ever be the same…
And for you it’s as if nothing’s changed.

I wont hide…
Even though I wish I could step outside…
Pretend that everything’s all…r ight alright…
Pretend that everything’s alright.

Oh for you it’s, oh, so easy,
For me what was I thinking,
Oh lord this ship is sinking so fast…
And nobody’s even talking
But all the eyes are squawking at me,
This room is spinning so bad.

Why try?... It’s easy if you smile.
I offer you these friends for making
But surely you’re mistaken
That this was more than shaking their hands…
And like a puppet on a string,

Oh they’ll probably make you sing,
Oh they’re probably gonna make you do a dance.
Why try?... It’s easy if you smile.