I got a shiny bald head
And a fake accent
I got skills that pay the bills
This genius pays his rent
I got a pair of golden pipes
And expensive boots
When I walk through the door
I get all the looks

I wanna be
Your number one man

You know I got it like that
And things will never change
Imitating me
Could bring about pain
I got the high life baby
Do you want to fly?
Forget about tomorrow
I'm never gonna die

Say you can't live without me
Die for the chance to come and touch me

I got incredible sex drive
I like every last drop
I got the Energizer baby
Ain't never gonna stop
I got your ticket to ride
If you're goin' my way
Get in, sit down and shut up
It's your lucky day