E Just cos I ain't never 'ad, no, nothing worth having E Never ever, never ever E You ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall E Into thinking that I ain't too clever A And it ain't not having one thing nor another A Neither, either is it anything, whatever B And it's not not knowing that their ain't nothing showing B And I answer to the name of Trevor, however [Verse 2] E Just cos I ain't never said, no, nothing worth saying E Never ever, never ever, never ever E Things 'ave got read into what I never said, 'till me mouth becomes me 'ead E Which ain't not all that clever A And it's not not saying one thing nor another A Neither, either is ist anything I haven't said, whatever B And it ain't not proving that me mind ain't moving B And I answer to the name of Trevor, however [Chorus] E Knock me down with a feather, clever Trevor E A E Widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's clever E Either have they got G Nor neither haven't not A Got no right to make a clot, out of Trevor [Bridge] E Why should I feel bad about something I ain't 'ad A Such stupidness is mad cos nothing underfoot A Comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot A And I ain't half not half co there's nowhere to put it A Even if I 'ad i'm a bit of a Jack the Lad [Instrumental] B x4 E x8 A x4 B x4 [Chorus] E Knock me down with a feather, Clever Trevor E A E Widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor's clever E Either have they got G Nor neither haven't not A Got no right to make a clot, out of Trevor [Outro] E Also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way