Don't be that way 'cause I might be on that next train If I get around to it Oh no, Oh no, I'm so fucking undependable But you have to admit it's part of my charm Or at least I thought it was Forget I said it I'm ready for the next train wreck A new disaster 'Cause I'm getting good at falling down and playing dead Don't play that game 'cause I can't be held responsible For any sort of injuries I don't wanna hear it She said, she said, "You're so fucking irresistible." As she lowered her head into her hands I guess it happened again I'm ready for the next train wreck A new disaster 'Cause I'm getting good at falling down and playing dead I'm ready for the next train wreck A new disaster 'Cause I'm getting good at falling down and playing dead A hurricane. A tornado. A forest fire. A falling piano. From out of a window. Where ever she goes. Pure disaster surely follo