Found you by the dumpster, you were licking some old shoe
Took you in for shelter and to fix you up like new
You were awf'ly scruffy, still I knew you would be mine
But we never had the talk, the one where we define

Our relationship
And now you're all I need
When I return from work
Or had a miserable week

And the days passed, we get older, but we live in our routine
Perhaps you got a little bored, haven't seen you since 5:15
The neighbour to my left said, that you licked his hand
I feel so jealous, I thought I was your friend
And the neighbour to my right said, you come and drink her milk
Oh the pain to know you're sleeping on someone else's silk

I know I've got nothing to look forward to anymore
You're running around town
My cat is such a whore

And still I have to love you, cause I just can't forget
Those beautiful eyes, and your brunette

F-f-f-fur
I miss your purr
Will I ever catch you scratch the couch again?

And one day it was raining and I was alone
I saw you sitting by the window like a queen on her throne
I opened the door, because well I'm glad that you're back
But we both know that you do just whatever the heck you want

And so I realise
You'll never be mine
And after all, I see
My cat owns me