Oi, koko hyaku juu do su yo Sasato deta hou ga iin janai su ka? Ha? Nani itte ka mattaku wakannee wa Omae koso mecha kucha bootoo shiten janai ka? Sauna quizu ja makenee yo Mondai! Sauna wa nanigo? Finrandogo. Nanda sono henachoko? Iku ze kora, mondai! Sauna no kigen wa- Ni sen nen ijou mae Nanda omae? Mada mondai no tochuu! Haha! Hasshou wa Finrando no nai chihou? Gareria chichou. Mondai! Atsuku yaketa ishi no ue ni mizu wo kake jouki Wo hassei saseru Finrando no dentou Teki na sauna no houhou Wa nan to iu? That’s rouryu Mondai! Dewa hou ya, kore wa moto moto nani Wo suru tame no koya? Oya? Shiranai to demo omou? Kotae wa shokuryouchozou to sumooku! Mondai! Kodate ya manshon Yotto ya baatou arayuru basho ni aru sauna Da ga ichiban bikkuri suru basho wa Kokkai gijidou no naka! Ichiro to Samatoki nausa de zuiqu Doko made mo iku, mun mun mun! Pekereba heru, pinpon demo mata heru Hyaku juu do no jouki wo bun bun bun! Nobasete furatsuite suchiimu ni te ga fure Acchicchi chekecheke racho Odore ya hippu hoppu de rappu DJ kokko sutta mon da! Mada mada! Yase gaman sunna! Mada mada! Kitsusou su yo! Mondai! Go hyaku yon juu man nin no Finrando Jin ga douji ni haireru hodo Sonzai suru sauna no kazu wa nan to suitei nanko? Ni-sanbyaku man ko Mondai! Natsu wa mizuumi ni JUST tobikomi Fuyu wa yuki no ue wo korogattari Touketsu shita mizuumi wo watte Tsukutta ana ni haittari suru Hanpa nai! Sauna no ato no koui wo nan to iu? Kuuringu! Mondai! Finrando de wa nani mo shitakunee Toki ni tsukawareru hyougen Sauna yaru keinen to wa ittai dou iu imi? Sauna no ato! Mondai! Shirakaba no eda wo tabaneta Mono de karada wo tataku masaaji to wa? Kekkou sokushin sakkin hoshitsu sayou no kouka Bihita! Ichiro to Samatoki nausa de zuiqu Doko made mo iku, mun mun mun! Pekereba heru, pinpon demo mata heru Hyaku juu do no jouki wo bun bun bun! Nobasete furatsuite suchiimu ni te ga fure Acchicchi chekecheke racho Odore ya hippu hoppu de rappu DJ kokko sutta mon da! Mada mada mada! Oi oi, omae jibun no ase de obore chimaun ja nee ka? Mada Mada Mada! Uwah! Chotto meii chatte masu kedo! Sosoro gibu appu shiro boke ah Omae no ritaia mitodokete yaritai ya Me no mae ga furafura ni juu ni mieru Doko made mo iku kikansha no RAIL Ah ah haraetta Mizu nomitee, mizu nomitee Koitsu nande konna ni kuwashiin da yo? Hayaku mizuburo ni tobikomitee kedo Oh- Mada mada mada! Ichiro to Samatoki nausa de zuiqu Doko made mo iku, mun mun mun! Pekereba heru, pinpon demo mata heru Hyaku juu do no jouki wo bun bun bun! Nobasete furatsuite suchiimu ni te ga fure Acchicchi chekecheke racho Odore ya hippu hoppu de rappu DJ kokko sutta mon da! Ichiro to Samatoki nausa de zuiqu Doko made mo iku, mun mun mun! Pekereba heru, pinpon demo mata heru Hyaku juu do no jouki wo bun bun bun! Nobasete furatsuite suchiimu ni te ga fure Acchicchi chekecheke racho Odore ya hippu hoppu de rappu DJ kokko sutta mon da! Teka, temee nande konna toko niindayo! Nanishi ni kitandayo! Iya, koko doko dato omottenda? Sauna ni kimatten daro! (Aa, so) tsuka ozen muri sunna Damatte shita no kata ni suwattoki Temee koso suwaru toko machigatten janee no ka? Ue wa sauna no joukyushamukeda yo! Aa!? Aa? Atama kurakura shi chatten janee no? Hayaku dero! Uruse na koko wa gaki ga kuru toko janeen dayo! Urusettenda! Omae ga hayaku dero yo, ora! Bihita Sun natte! Ita! Yamero! Cho, oi aa mo, rouryu! Hissatsu rouryu! Ee? Abune! Oi! Ah