Intro: Em

Em
Eat, Sleep, breathe it, 
you're full of the stuff 
Go bag it, tie it up tight 
Wheat-meat-dairy-free, teetotal, happy clappy 
High on life, you should try it, try it,  
    Am    B7
you know. Go on while no one's looking. 

 Am  Em  Am     Em
A|- ha! Gotcha now! 
Am           Em                  B7
Caught red handed in the biscuit tin! 
                            Em
Cost you to keep me quiet! 

Em
Golden boy boots, Pocket pedestal 
Picking sharp smart moves 
Plastic, tin can, paper separator 
Busy bee wave,  
                      Am
wave save the planet flag 
      B7
But sneaky in suburbia 

 Am  Em   Am        Em
A|- ha! Candid Camera 
Am               Em
Hook, line and sinker 
                    B7
For the four-wheel drive 
                       Em
Cost you to keep me quiet! 
Keep me quiet! 
(Keep me quiet!) 

Em
Am Em B7
Em

Em
Nicest, sweetest, 
Utmost in everything 
So charming, very charming 
Well read, can play the fool, no one's ill at ease 
                                           B7
and put their deepest swiss bank trust in you 
No one saw it coming 

Am  Em  Am   Em  Am   Em  B7
Aaaha! Aaaaaaha! Aaaaaaaaaha! 
B7
(You killed a man) 
                           Em
Cost you to keep me quiet!