Fell off your roof and into the void Turns out this void is full of dumb boys One shouted out: You can't save yourself But dear have no fear, this dumb boy can help Where is this place Home or the brain-dead No one can read the room And everyone's face is red He took my hand, I followed his lead Next thing I know, he's cornering me And I think, and I think Why does everyone have to be such a creep Is it so much to ask for a platonic relationship? I can't tell the difference between red and blue We got a nice boat See if I can just get three more boats, I could make a triangle And take a ride down the river Maybe form a square, out of that Take away two more, and get a car Put the car on the boat And then the birds go flying over the trees and say Sit bunny below, cool it down Here we go, chop it up and spin it around Mr screwy lip, doo, doo, doo He could be the only guy you love If you had three triangles