Its a wonderful day to rob a bank, maybe even two Its a wonderful day to start a gang, made of me and you When Christmas comes, everybody's having fun And no ones ever expecting, that a heist is being brewed Its a wonderful day to hit a store, everythings up for grabs, and I mean everything Even when you think you're done well Go back and get some more bags, fucking shit ton of bags And just remember, when you send your gifts away for the crew That today is payday too! Take it away fellas Give me more fucking horns! Come on! Alright that's enough Its a wonderful day to rob a bank, maybe 2 or 3, 4, 5 I don't care How else would we get the money to buy a nice big Christmas tree, with baubles on! So just remember as you send your gifts away, for the crew That today is payday too! Give me that guitar you bastard Aw, yeah I've still fucking got it When Christmas comes, everybody's having fun And no fucker is expecting that a heist is being brewed, like a nice cup of tea So just remember as you send your gifts away, for the crew That today is payday too! Merry fucking Christmas!