What a gushing parade of lipsticks and locks Swirling lime-green silks flutters and frocks I ski and I ride and my fiancé and I love to travel all the girls are so friendly We do enjoy this life so much we're all such wonderful friends And I love mental children Love mental children Love mental children Love mental children What a gushing parade of lipsticks and locks Swirling lime-green silks flutters and frocks Watch us dance and if you lip-read you can see what the BBC teaches You watch me when you've lost your appetite for your wife I can suggest you do the rest Only in your head Only in your head Only in your head Only in your head Only in your head In your head Girls at our best! Girls at our best! Girls at our best! Girls at our best! Girls at our best! Girls at our best!