I flip the channels on TV And see some sumos on the screen I know now what I want to be I'll put my hair all up in braids I'll get to eat food all the day And for this I will get big pay I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be Even if you keep on making fun of me But you know that's all I'll ever try to be I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be Even if you keep on making fun of me But you know that's all I'll ever try to be I'll be a "big" celebrity And "big" is really what I mean And you know that this is my dream No one will ever pick on me What they will feel is jealousy When I win the champion trophy I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be Even if you keep on making fun of me But you know that's all I'll ever try to be I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be Even if you keep on making fun of me But you know that's all I'll ever try to be One day I'll be there fighting for the USA My whole country routing for me to save the day My opponents will fight in fear when they take me on The glorious day when I am crowned Grand Champion I flip the channels on TV And see some sumos on the screen I know now what I want to be I'll be a "big" celebrity And "big" is really what I mean And you know that this is my big dream I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be Even if you keep on making fun of me But you know that's all I'll ever try to be I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be Even if you keep on making fun of me But you know that's all I'll ever try to be Sumo... Sumo... Sumo... Sumooooooooooooooooooo.....