Do a Show, Save a Child Raise a Million Bucks That'll Last a While Fight At Parties Buy a Horse Lose a Couple Win That Big Divorce I Wanna Be in the Headlines Anything to Be in the Headlines Saw My Chance, Took My Break Took the Biggest Float in the Rose Parade Got Jailed, Got Disgraced A Hundred Million People Saw My Face Call a Conference With the Press Announce My Marriage Plans in a Wedding Dress Climb a Building At Six-below On New Years Eve Without a Stitch of Clothes As Long As They Spell My Name Right I Hope They Catch My Best Side I Popped Out From a Cake At the President's Ball What a Big Mistake Fifty Guns Aimed At Me I Was Nearly Killed But What Publicity Nominated, Something Big Stole the Hottest Scene Says the Globe and Tribe Porno Movie Comes to Light But I Was Starving Then So That's All Right As Long As They Spell My Name Right I Hope They Catch My Best Side Keep My Sidewalk Star Status Bright (Feel Free to Walk On Me Tonight) Just Don't Spit On Me