Morning Announcements Lawrence Junior High wont you lend me an ear, I hope this P.A. System is loud and clear Now listen up people, i got something to say These are the morning announcements for today. Be sure to check the lost and found between classes, Theres a comb in there and a pair of really thick glasses, Looks like somebody (hmm) lost their pants, Theres a whole salami sandwhich and some complementary ants. I hope you 7th graders got a lot of rest, Because todays your physical endurance test, Tugnuts wearing a crazy grin, 6th period, in the gym, let the pain begin! Thats all for this morning, oh did i mention Theres only one name on the list for detention, Hes never been accused of over-achieving, Hes that goofy, little trouble maker, Louis Stevens (who) Louis Stevens (oh) Now i'm leavin, Out!