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[Verse 1]
D A7
Girls on the beaches, commit a sin
D
If they don't show yards and yards of skin
G
Preceding message to you has been:
D A7 D A7
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce
[Verse 2]
D A7
Maybe your yen is for tennis courts
D
Maybe romancing is in your thoughts
G
Enjoy all outdoor and indoor sports
D A7 D D
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce
[Bridge]
A7 D
Any male in Fort Lauderdale who is not pursuing a cute female
A7
Will automatically land in jail (tacet)
N.C. A
That's a law in Fort Lauderdale
[Verse 3]
D A7
Pretty girls eighteen to twenty-three
D
If their technique ain't what it should be
D7 G
Get love instruction for free from me
D A7 D A D
Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce
