There was only me and her and him The bar was giving last call, so I thought I'd move on in And I was slick and feeling like a man, so I took the stool between 'em And ordered one more round for me and her and him I placed my arms across the back of her barstool And I don't remember what I said, but at the time it sounded cool She pushed her drink away and never looked at me She just paid her tab, tipped the man, and left me sittin' there alone with him And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's There's teasin' and pleasin', they start learnin' when they're babies There's girls and there's women and there's ladies Well, he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned And he said: Ain't they all a mystery? Ha ha, sonny, it's a sin They're all sittin' on the world they're tryin' to win Ah but you know I love a mystery So let's drink another round to you and me and them He said there's girls There's girls and there's women He said there's girls