C
There was only me and her and him
 F                                               G    G7
The bar was giving last call so I thought I'd move on in
C                                       F
And I was slick and feeling like a man so I took the stool between 'em
F                                      G       C
And ordered one more round for me and her and him
C
I placed my arms across the back of her barstool
           F                                                 G
And I don't remember what I said but at the time it sounded cool
C
She pushed her drink away and never looked at me
   F                  G                                                C
She just paid her tab tipped the man and left me sittin' there alone with him

[Chorus]
    F                                  G                  C
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
    F                     G                   C
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
     F                G             C                           F
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
     C             G                     C
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies

[Verse 2]
C
 Well he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned
F                                                    G G7
And he said ain't they all a mystery ha ha sonny it's a sin
   C
They're all sittin' on the world they're tryin' to win
 F
Ah but you know I love a mystery
 G                                               C
So let's drink another round to you and me and them

[Chorus]
F                                  G                  C
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
     F                     G                   C
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
    F                G             C                           F
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
    C             G                     C
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies

[Chorus] (Change key to D and fade with last line)
D7             G                  A                    D
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
    G                     A                   D
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
    G                A             D                          G
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
    G           A                    D
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies