If i were a sailor would you love me? If i were a banker would you care? If i knew how to drive a bulldozer, Would you let me drive you around town, (destroying all the landscapes?) If yes let’s meet in the morning Halloween is not far away And i could be anything you wanted The magic word is every word just say it If i learned to juggle would you keep me? Or take me to fancy parties in the spring All the guests overstuffed with defrosted crab cakes Would whisper “hush, hush, what a pretty little thing. (and i would be for you) If yes, let’s meet in the morning And race the cars before they go to work Take a ride in my’95 crown victoria Bring your walkman because my cassette player’s broke If you peed your pants i’d still love you If you wanted to be an astronaut you’d have my support Like a jockstrap i would cling to your body Lapping up the plastic pain if you ever got hurt If no, i’ll try again tomorrow Cause i only have eyes for you My prescription isn’t quite twenty-twenty But you’re the only thing that’s focused in my view If you wasted you life on luck i would still love you. If you got in a horse riding accident and i’d push your wheelchair If you grew to be too old and scared to dream I would whisper the wills of the things you once believed in (until you feel asleep) If no, then i’ll wait until you’re ready And feed the fish until you come back home When obsessed with a man what is a girl to do? Then dress up cardboards cutouts and pretend they’re you (you make a fine dance partner) If yes, let’s meet in the morning If no, i’ll see you soon