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A
You can whistle a tune
Buy a balloon
        F#
You can even eat a bagel with a silver spoon
        B                  E7                   A      E7
But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands

        A
You can hang like a bat
Dance with your cat
        F#7                       B
You can even use your undies as a pirate hat
        B7                 E7                  A      A7
But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands

C#7                               F#
So if you want to keep out of hot water
B7                               A7                 E7
If you want to find yourself top dog in the catbird seat
C#7                                     F#7
Then don't you try to do what you ought not to
            B7            E7                    A      A7
You Better concentrate on doin' the things you can

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 A
You can pickle a prune
Rent a raccoon
F#7
Dig yourself a swimmin' pool with Sun Myung Moon
        F#    B    E                            A    E7
But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands

           A
Give Edgar Winter a tan
Swim to Azerbaijan
      F#
Do "The Macarena" with the Wu-Tang Clan
         B7                E7                  A7
But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands

C#7                               F#7
So you don't play ball like Sammy Sosa
          C#7                                                              C7                 B7
So you'll never fly to Toronto, rent a Miata, drive to the border, go in a barrel down Niagra Falls
C#7                                  F#7
The negative should not be dwelt on, no sir, no
       B7             E7                   A7
Better concentrate on doin' the things you can
 C#7       F#7
(you the man!) (or the woman!)
        B7                 E7                          F#
And you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands

B7                      E7                    A7                               A
Vegetable! (Vegetable!) Alphabet! (Alphabet!) Chicken noodle! (Chicken noodle!)Spaghettios! (That ain't soup!)
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Matzoh ball! (Matzoh ball!) Split pea! (No soup for you!) Minestrone! (Minestrone!) Tom Kha Gai! (That
soup's hot!)
F#                                            A          F#7
Leeky leeky! (Leeky leeky!) Wonton! (Wonton!) Gazpacho! (You can do that!)

        B7                 E7
Oh! You just can't eat hot soup
    A                  F#7
You just can't eat hot soup
    B7                 E7
You just can't eat hot soup
    F#7
You just can't eat hot soup
        B7                 E7                  A
Oh! You just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands!