Well, you can take your snow and shove it This is our Christmas and we love it It's a hundred degrees, this elf is vietnamese That's the way that California does it Even our santa has a suntan He's also an unemployed stuntman Is he even awake? Yeah, I'm just really baked If he can be santa claus, anyone can! California Christmas time It's just a golden state of mind Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight! Put on some pants, chet! And what would Christmas be without Historically low mountain snow causing staggering drought But hey, this eggnog fro-yo's super tight! Super tight! 'Cause this is California And we do Christmas right! Mmm, so good! California Christmas time Don we now our surf apparel And we have our own kind of Christmas carol It's this chick named carol She does henna tattoos Carol's fifty, but no judgement She's still finding herself We're all finding ourselves! Okay, there is no easy answer For our high rates of skin cancer It took my dad's life And it killed my wife Hang ten, Rudolph and prancer! California Christmas time We gather 'round and sing songs by sublime And all our local reggae bands are white The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn 'Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn They may have gonorrhea But at least it's not frostbite! It's not frostbite! 'Cause this is California And we do Christmas right! California Christmas time California Christmas time California Christmas time California Christmas time California Christmas time California Christmas time California Christmas time Calif You have places to be, I get it